I have lived with a few men in my life and there have always been problems with communication. I have heard that in order to “help” the man understand me and what I am saying I need to say it in a way that a man can grasp.
I have finally found a list of words women say to men that men need to learn in order to understand what women are saying. It is in plain English, so men should have no trouble after they memorize and practice them.
Here is the list:
9 WORDS WOMEN USE
1.) FINE: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to SHUT UP!
2.) FIVE MINUTES: If she is getting dressed, this means a 1/2 hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to finish doing your thing before helping her with her things.
3.) NOTHING: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you’d better be on your toes! Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.
4.) GO AHEAD: This is a dare – not permission. In other words: DON’T DO IT!
5.) LOUD SIGH: This is actually a word, but it is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)
6.) THAT’S OK: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before she decides how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7.) THANKS: This is her thanking you – do not question it or faint; simply say you're welcome.
8.) WHATEVER: This is a women’s way of saying Screw YOU!
9.) DON’T WORRY ABOUT IT; I GOT IT: Another very dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking "What's wrong?" For the woman’s response refer to #3.
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